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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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