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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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