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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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