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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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