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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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