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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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