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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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