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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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