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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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