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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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