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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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