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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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