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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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