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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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