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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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