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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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