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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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