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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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