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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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