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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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