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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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