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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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