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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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