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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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