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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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