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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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