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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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