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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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