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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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