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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦
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