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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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