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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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