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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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