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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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