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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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