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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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