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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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