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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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