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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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