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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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