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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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