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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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