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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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