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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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