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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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