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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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