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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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