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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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