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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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