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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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