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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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