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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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