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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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