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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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