Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.