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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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