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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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