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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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